I can't believe you came to Philly for the Wings game on Saturday night and didn't want to hang out with me. I mean, come on! What could you possibly have going on for you that would be cooler than tossing back a few Buds with yours truly? I rock.
You know what was the best part of your visit to the game? When they announced you and put your mug on the big screen and everyone booed you. I saw you smile. You looked miserable right before that. The smile on your face was like the sun lighting up a cloudy day. It was like you came into your own. You haven't made it until a bunch of Philly thugs boo you.
Oh Eric. We could have done the Grind together. Twelve years later and I still remember the whole routine. I break into it every now and then around the house.
Not sure why the picture I'm trying to post isn't showing up here. It's my copy of The Grind - Hip Hop Aerobics.
Yeah, I'm totally kidding here. Like I'd hang out with Eric Nies.
Good news today! I received the following letter just in time for my annual review:
"Dear Ms. Schwoopie Eyes:
Congratulations!
It would be my pleasure to send a letter to your supervisor advising him/her that you have been awarded your MBA degree on January 15, 2007. If you would like them to be informed of your achievement, please complete the attached form and return it to the Graduate Business office.
Again, Congratulations!"
Well, guess that's that. Funny. I don't feel any different.
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