Too Many Margaritas

So last night Brenda had a party and I finally got to see this house that she has been working on since I bought mine. Gorgeous! Just fucking gorgeous! I would never be able to do what she did. I didn't see any before pictures, but from what everyone said, it needed work. You'd never know it from what I saw last night. That girl just constantly amazes me.

I drank all these margaritas and watched everyone play cards. My friends are so funny when I'm drunk. Danni, the sober mormon was cursing up a storm. Paul kept saying, "That word isn't in the Book of Mormon." Then Griff was talking to this girl and Griff, being Griff, used sign language. The girl's boyfriend looked at Griff and said, "Did you just use sign language?" And Griff said yes. And the guy said, "You know she's not deaf, right?" I love hanging out with people outside our circle sometimes. And of course Neil got drunk and we baited him all night for the stinky kid on the bus story. This time it was embellished with a product endorsment for Irish Spring soap.

There was this guy there who was such an asshole. After discussing my Prius for a long time he started telling me how he could put my car inside his Expedition and how he'd never drive a small car because he has bad luck and they're unsafe. He went on and on about why he chose the Expedition over the Escape. I tuned him out and decided that the reasoning had to be based on the size of his small penis. And, well, you know me. I like to call people's bullshit. The guy was like, "I can drink! I drank 15 Guiness in 4 hours when I was in Dublin." And I was all, "Regular or extra cold?" And he looked at me dumbly and said, "In pints...Guiness.." And I was like, "Right...regular or extra cold. There's two kinds." He had apparently never heard of the extra cold and I had to explain it all to him. Bullshitter. Paul thinks I made him cry. Then later he was talking about how he's deathly alergic to cats, but not when he's drinking. I made an ass out of him for that too. My friends who arrived late thought I was being harsh at first. But after playing cards with him, they actually thanked me for being evil.

We came home at 4 am, passed out and got up and noon. It rained today so I really didn't feel like going anwhere.