I have a potty mouth. I have been known to teach construction workers and sailors new words and even make them blush. I will never bullshit you. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I bask in irony. I am the epitome of impatience. My brain is flooded with useless pop culture trivia. Math makes me dizzy. I hate people who are fake or try too hard to present a certain image. You always know exactly where you stand with me. I'm stubborn. I'd rather do something myself and fail miserably than ask someone for help. Awkward moments make me feel more alive. Sorority chicks think I'm mean. I feel most alone when I'm in a crowd. I love music and I love it loud. Card games stress me out. I fuck up Easy Mac. I have insomnia. I'm an amalgamation of contradictions. I tried watching Meerkat Manor once, but I couldn't follow the storyline. I have a lot of amazing things in my life, but I've also been through a lot of shit. I'm sometimes neglected because people think I'm a lot stronger than I really am. I never cease to surprise people. Just when they think they've got me figured out, I throw them for a loop.
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