Let's Say Bad Things About People Who Will Never Read This

1. The Amish

I am so sick of your bikes and horses and buggies slowing traffic down. In my world, time doesn't wait. I'm annoyed at the fact that I practically have to do bookkeeping for some of your businesses just because I have a computer and I'm able to use it. And you smell like b.o. and cow shit.

2. The Illiterate

I simply don't understand how you function. There are times when I am too vain to wear my glasses and need help reading menus and signs and things. What the fuck do you do in the situations? Why do you trust me when you come into my office and expect me to write out your check for you? I mean, obviously I'm an asshole or I wouldn't be writing this. Don't you feel like you're missing out on a huge part of life? Don't you feel like you've cheated yourself? Or do you simply not care at all? Did you actually *go* to school? I mean, I don't remember not being able to read...I know it was before Kindergarten. I'd have some respect for you if you at least tried to learn. But to just expect to be able to lean on the rest of us to get you through annoys the hell out of me.