-He’s wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
-He’s uptight and condescending.
-His favorite sports teams are the New York Yankees and/or the Dallas Cowboys
-He smiles when he is presenting news that will not be well received.
-He has to drive the Corvette because the Hummer was repossessed.
-Works so much that his own children don’t recognize him and has no idea that Dallas and Dynasty are no longer on television.
-He lacks logic when it comes to political issues. He’s not very informed and is likely a Republican.
-He's staring at your boobs right now.
-When he’s not working, he’s doing additional work either on his home or some sort of volunteer work. He talks about it incessantly and expects the world to kiss his ass. He’ll do anything to be a hero but again, his kids don’t even recognize him.
-He hits on married women.
-He listens to Nickelback.
-He plays a lot of poker.
-He reads nothing but bad mass market paperback books written by authors like Stephen King, James Patterson and Dean Koontz. He also thinks that he’s an intellectual because he reads at all.
-He enjoys a good pun.
-When you ask him what he does for a living, he says where he works but doesn’t necessarily tell you what he does.
-He frequently vacations in Vegas.
-He’s a hypocritical Christian.
-He reads my Creep Of The Week blog and says, “I hate people like that, too.” In the meantime, it was written about him.
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First of all may I say I love the tag. Second that post is why I advocate smart women playing poker. You should see these guys implode when they lose money against me at the tables. Often they make even worse plays against me than they would against other players because they can't stand losing to tits. It is pure comedy!
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! I love it. I should sponsor you.
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