Things I Can't Wait To Do Once All This Baby Stuff Is Over

1. Try Zumba. It looks like so much fun! And I will need to work off the baby weight.

2. Drink a big glass of sangria. Oddly enough, sangria was the last alcoholic drink that I had.

3.Wear my wedding rings again. I’ve been wearing a fake on my swollen fingersfor a few months.

4. Eat a hoagie. I’m too paranoid about this whole listeria thing.

5. Breathe normally. I’m now in that uncomfortable stage where my lungs are being crushed, causing a lot of fatigue.

6. Finding a guilty pleasure late night show on TV to watch while nursing. Last time, I learned a lot from the Trivial Pursuit game show at 4 AM.

7. Drink a giant iced tea from the kiosk place in the lower level of the Lehigh Valley Mall. I’m thinking pineapple tea would be good.

8. Whiten my teeth. Despite avoiding caffeine, they are turning yellow.

9. Stop answering the question, "How are you feeling?" I do feel kind of crappy but I'm pretty sure no one wants to hear about it.

10. Sleep on my stomach. No more pins and needles on my shoulder, unless I choose to do some acupunture.