Saturday, March 20, 2010

Creep of The Week: People Who Read This Blog And Aren't Listed as a Follower

How to recognize them: During conversation, they drop random hints that they’ve read something written here. Or they use the blog for random clues when trying to guess something…like, oh I don’t know, the name of a future child.

Frequently heard saying: Nothing. They don’t respond. They don't comment. That would be admitting that they read this garbage.

Why they bug: I try to update this blog every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I don’t know if I should bother to be so disciplined if no one really reads this. I won’t think you’re creepy for reading, commenting or following. I think you’re creepy because I know you’re reading and doing it in a secretive way.

Their retort: ***crickets***

My response: C’mon! Follow. When I write my best seller, I want to be able to tell the publisher that I have a following on my blog.

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